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28 Dec 2002
 These are Non-Annunaki Nibiruans.  Bloody hell, don't you know anything?

Prediction For 2003
The singular is not a typo, for I have only one prediction for the coming year, and that is that Planet X (aka Nibiru, home to the Annunaki) will not collide with Earth, or even pay us a near-miss visit.

Don't have a clue what I'm talking about?  Here's a brief outline of the biggest load of drivel I've ever read on the Net (and believe me, that is some statement!).

Read about the beliefs of David Icke and a worryingly large number of other such people.

Predictions From The Past
The reason I don't make too many predictions is that mine are almost always wrong.   So let's instead look at some predictions that were made by psychics and "futurologists" in the late 1970's.  Fill your glass and have a chortle. 

WHAT A LOAD OF UTTER RUBBISH»

New Year Competition

The opulent setting of Hawick's Waverley Bar will form the backdrop to this website's first award ceremony of 2003, the winner being bought as much drink as he or she wants in one evening (to a maximum of a tenner, that is).   And since it's a rollover, there is a further mystery prize on offer.

The photo shows a notable piece of scenery in Britain, and all you need to do is identify it.   First out of the hat on Jan 15 will scoop the prizes.

ENTER THE COMPETITION

Site of the Week

If you ever want to look at obscenities in other languages (Oh, I know I'm a sad git) then take a look at
The Alternative Dictionaries.
This is a collection of slang and obscenities in about 80 languages.

Fascinating site, but be seriously warned - it is not toned down or politically correct: the definitions come in plain English, and some expressions will be very offensive to many people.  Don't let your Granny see it!


Feedback
Emails from all over, this month.   My piece about miraculous images in chapatis brought an interesting reply from Canadian correspondent Harpeau, who runs a brilliant website at http://www.xtywebworks.ns.ca

Here's her own story about superstition:

...reminds me of the cash register jockey in a small Canadian town(Stevensville, Ontario) who toted up my purchases and said: "That'll be $6.66, mam" - then he screamed and ran off to the back room.  

After standing there bemused with my money in hand, a lady came from the stockroom to look at the numbers on the cash register.   She gasped and stared at me.   I said: "If I sprout horns can I have the cookies for free?"   She would NOT touch the cash register or my money.  

I had no idea, until that encounter, that people actually got bent out of shape over biblical numbers.   I suppose it's what you get as a consolation prize for not having an enquiring mind, eh?

Good one.  I might try that out sometime.

 
BUSINESS SITE
If you're looking for my business site, you're on the wrong page.   This site is only my personal ramblings (my professional life is somewhat better organised, I should point out!) and Dave Bogle I.T. Services is now at a different address altogether.
DAVE BOGLE I.T. SERVICES»

 
GAMBLERSWORLD
A new site has come to my attention which will be very useful to anyone who has enjoys a  flutter now and again.

Gamblersworld has advice and articles on all aspects of gambling, and I recommend you pay it a visit.
GAMBLERSWORLD»

 

THE YEAR / THE WEEK
Sportsman of the Year was an easy choice for me, so click breathlessly on the link below to find out who has got the accolade for 2002. 

There's my Letter of the Year from The Times;  also a look back at some of the comings and goings in the world of visual art, in the course of which I admit to lustful feelings about one of our leading artists. Confessions, confessions!


As always, there's a grim harvest of those who have died over the year, and as a special bonus this time there's some music for you to listen to (just gets better and better, doesn't it?).

It's all inside, and more.

THE YEAR»

 
S NASTUPAIUSHCHIM NOVYM GODOM!
Happy New Year to our Russian friends, and especially to the Russian National Police, who this week have shown us what Christmas and New Year are all about.

The hat pictured above is part of the reassuring uniform of the Russian Police, a helpful and good-humoured body of men and women that bring credit to their country.

This one, in contrast, is a cap from one of the British Police forces, dour and oppressive bodies that won't be happy until motorists are compulsorily breathalysed every 4 hours, the pubs are closed for 23½ hours a day, and our homes are dawn-raided as often as manpower allows.

A small tribute to the Russians, and a raspberry to the British Police...

THE WEEK»


THE ULTIMATE ALPHABET
In 1986 Mike Wilks brought out a book which caused a sensation;  The Ultimate Alphabet is a collection of 26 paintings each representing one letter of the alphabet, and containing a huge number of objects starting with this letter.   See the letter A from this marvellous book  
THE LETTER A»

 
RETRO CHARTS
Do you remember 1965, 1975, 1985?   I do... well, apart from the Saturday nights that is.   A hand picked selection this time:  from the 60's The Animals are misunderstood, and The Kinks are tired of waiting (and that was 20 years before FGTH's challenging advice);  from 1975 there's class from The Carpenters and crap from Pilot;  and from 1985 Springsteen, Kirsty McColl and Phil Collins rescue a pretty mediocre list.
THE
RIGHTEOUS BROTHERS AND MANY, MANY OTHERS»

 
CONTACT DETAILS
Mr David W Bogle
1 North Bridge St
HAWICK TD9 9BD
01450-373502

Important Legal Note
Please stop spamming this address:  I don't want to see Britney Spears naked, or sprout an Afro after only one shampoo, or even have my genitals increased to twice their natural size.

On the other hand, I suppose if all three came true at once, at least it would be a morning to remember.