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OK, you want to know about Planet
X, aka Nibiru, which according to the graphic above is the 12th planet
of our Solar System (I think the inclusion of the Sun and the Moon
has something to do with the Sumerian way of looking at things - Sumerian
writings being central to this theory - but I'm not really sure).
All this depends on the existence of
a planet far beyond Pluto with an unusual orbit, the influence of
which would serve to explain slight deviations in the orbits of
Neptune and Uranus. So far so good, and in 1983 it was
reported - but were the readings ever reconfirmed? - that NASA had discovered a large object which might indeed
fit that description, although they did not know whether it was a
protostar, a comet, or whatever. The believers claim that its
highly elliptical orbit means that it is mostly billions of miles away
from us, but every 3600 years comes fairly near to Earth.
That is the last plausible thing you
are going to read here, for the New Agers and mystics have seized on
the concept of Planet X and have constructed legends around it,
inspired by some ancient Sumerian myths.
Here is some of what is genuinely believed by these people -
and if you think I've been reading a harmless fantasy or two rather
than any genuine beliefs then have a look at some of these:
Or rather don't,
for life's too short; I'll give you the lowdown instead.
Most of this is based on the ramblings of Zecharia Sitchin, who
examined some Sumerian texts and built an entire theory round them
which has a depressing feel of Erich Von Daniken to it.
Here goes:
Nibiru is inhabited by a race of
10-20ft humanoids called the Annunaki, who are also reptilian
(No-one is quite clear as to how a planet in the frozen depths of
space could possibly sustain giant humanoid iguanas, nor for that
matter how anything can be at once humanoid and reptilian,
but I suppose I'm just being picky...). The Annunaki
live for hundreds of thousands of years, and came to Earth 184,000
years ago to do a bit of gene-splicing with the local girls.
And so Cro-Magnon man was created, and other hominids doomed.
The good old Annunaki have returned every 3600 years, and are due to
return again soon.
So if, next May, a tall green stranger
lands in your garden and starts plucking flies out of the air with his
tongue, then for goodness sake keep your daughters out of sight.
These guys may still have a taste for genetic interventions, and
you can never be too careful.
Obviously this has all been covered up
by shadowy bodies like the Vatican Secret Service (I'm not making
this up) but I won't bore you with too much of this guff. All
I'll say is that the Annunaki supposedly created a race of superbeings to
rule the planet, and that this reptilian ruling class is still with
us today under the guise of democratic leaders. Yes,
every American President has been a reptile, and they're all related
to one another. You think I've been looking at some joke site,
or the instructions for a fantasy game? Check this out:
http://www.davidicke.com/icke/temp/reptconn.html
David Icke is
deadly serious about this.
And that's it.
I'm not going to waste any more of my time on this, so I'll just say
what I make of it all: I can only surmise that delusional psychoses
are far more widespread than people imagine. I'll also return to my
original thought: that David Icke and his friends are
considered competent to sit on juries, stand for public office etc.
Oh dear.
Predictions from
the 1970's
So I predict that the
Anunnaki will not return in May 2003. Let's see what
professional psychics and futurologists said in the late 1970's.
In each case they were talking about the years from 1980 to 2000.
Here we go:
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Frederick Davies |
- A manned
landing on Mars between 1983 and 1985
- By 1990
automobiles will be banned from the centres of all major cities
- Life will
be found on Jupiter
- By 1990
communication with another planet will be achieved
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Maris De Long |
- There will
be greater fear of an ice age approaching [Ha, ha,
bloody ha!]
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Irene Hughes |
- In 1980,
Russia will be on the Moon, testing nuclear weapons.
Strife will break out, and there will be bloodshed on the Moon
- The
President of the United States will die of natural causes in or
around Russia
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Daniel Logan |
- In the
1980's the US will no longer have one man as President.
Instead, a five-man consortium will preside as "executive
leaders"
- Before 1996
we will meet with superior beings from outer space, who will
give us ways of solving the energy crisis [harnessing the
power of bullshit, perhaps?]
- By 2000 New
York City will no longer exist
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Kabrina Kinkade |
- [By the
year 2000] the use of
oil and gas [i.e. petrol] will be outlawed owing to air
pollution. Gas masks will be necessary in major
cities.
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And that's why I
don't try to predict too much. In fact the only worldly
prediction I'll make for the next 20 years is this:
Things won't
change as much as people now imagine they will
Unless, of course,
the Annunaki come merrily a-gene-splicing... |